--At the beach this past week--
Me: Cal, you want to have a picnic with mommy?
Cal: YEAH! Let's have a pimp-nic!
--Getting lunch at the beach this past week--
Me: Daddy is going to get your a corn dog.
Cal: A PORN dog?
Me: (trying not to laugh) no, honey, a CORN dog. We are going to have a little picnic!
Cal: (shouting out the window in front of a bunch of people) Daddy! get my porn dog so we can have our pimp nic!!!
--After hearing Andy crying--
Me: Why is Andy crying?
Cal: I pushed him.
Me: That is not nice, Cal. What do you say to Andy?
Cal: Yeah, I pushed him real good. Better watch out!
there are so many more.... can't remember them now... just had to write down these few before I forgot them. I am going to try to be better about documenting them on here....
